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I have now entered my first year of high school. I don't find it that
hard ,but I am scared of my upcoming exams.Most of my subjects are academic except for french(which I hate). I haven't made
much friends(or any for that matter).Oh, the name of the school is called Brebeuf College High School. For
my first year I think I am doing pretty good.
Outside of school I don't do much(maybe go the movies, etc.). I do have a paper route
though, I started in early November 2004. It's pretty easy( only 93 houses). On Fridays I get uncle Eddie's help because that's
when I get like 20 fliers.
All that aside I think life is doing me pretty good!Right now I don't know what I
want to do in life. I am thinking of owning my own business. I'll leave that to the future to hold.I definetly know I don't
want to do anything technological(ie. computers, programming).That's probably because I don't know how to type( I find it
very hard). I don't have any talents that I can share, so nothing in the entertainment business.
Unlike the other pages I don't have any parables or jokes to tell( these weren't
done by me ). I'll try finding some
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog raised his leg and wet on the man's
trouser leg. The man reached in his pocket and took out a doggie biscuit. A busybody who had been watching ran up to him and
said, "You shouldn't do that. He'll never learn anything if you reward him when he does something like that!". The blind man
retorted, "I'm not rewarding him. I'm just trying to find his mouth so that I can kick him in the ass".
What Not To Name Your Dog
Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I call mineSex.
Now Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk
I would like to have a license for Sex. He said, "I'd like to have one, too." Then I said,"But this is a dog!" He said he
didn't care what she looked like. Then I said, "But you don't understand. I've had Sex since I was nine years old." He said
I must have been quite a kid.
When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with me. I told the motel clerk that I wanted
a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He said every room in the place was for sex. I said, "You don't understand.
Sex keeps me awake at night!" The clerk said, "Me too."
One day I entered Sex in a contest, but before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant
asked me why I was just standing there looking around. I told him I had planned to have Sex in the contest. He told me I should
have sold my own tickets. "But you don't understand," I said, "I had hoped to have Sex on TV." He called me a show-off.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight custody of the dog. I said, "Your honor, I had Sex
before I was married." The judge said, "Me too." Then I told him that after I was married, Sex left me. He said, "Me too."
Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking around town for him. A cop came over to me and asked,
"What are you doing in this alley at 4:00 in the morning?" I said, "I'm looking for Sex."
My case comes up Friday.
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